Monday, April 1, 2013

Kim Jong-Un: Recent Threats just a Hilarious April Fools' Day Prank

The past few months have brought increasingly troubling threats coming from North Korea, but today the leader of the dictatorial regime, Kim Jong-Un, announced they were all part an elaborate prank to celebrate today's practical joke holiday.

"I can't believe you guys actually thought we had intentions to target a strike on the United States and that you all really believed we were serious when we referred to the nation with one of the largest militaries as the 'sworn enemy of the Korean people,'" Kim chuckled, "You should have seen your faces."

President of South Korea, Park Geun-hye, stated she was in on the joke as well. "Kim and I thought it would be hilarious if the Democratic People's Republic of Korea withdrew nonaggression pacts and declared a state of war with South Korea," Park laughed, "As if a poor and defenseless country would really do something that crazy!"

The United States previously condemned Kim Jong-Un's orders to prepare the nation's missile forces for a strike as "bellicose rhetoric," but today U.S. Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel laughed it off in a statement saying, "They got us good."

After carrying out several prolonged jokes, Kim declared himself the supreme leader of April Fool's Day pranks. Kim laughed, "I can't wait to see the looks on those 200,000 concentration camp detainees' faces when I tell them their years of torture and other cruel, inhuman and degrading treatment and punishments, along with those silly public executions, were all just a practical joke."

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